COUPLA GUYS FOODS

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Welcome to our website.
Do you see what it says in the tag line up above? Well you can take those words to be an honest statement of the facts. You've never tasted stuff so good.
Not that we go around tootin' our own horn too much, but hey, if we don't tell ya how good our stuff is, who else is going to?
Besides, whose website is it anyway?
Until now we've made seven wonderful products— Awesome Arrabiata Sauce, Buoy Base, Crme de la Crimini Sauce, Marvelous Marinara Sauce, Perfect Puttanesca Sauce, Serious Sesame Sauce, and our Terrific Tapenade. Well, just as we shouted out in the box at the top of the page, we're introducing a brand new sauce that's so good, it will make you swoon.
We call it our "Sensational Seafood Sauce" because, well, it's sensational! Go on over to our Products page to see how we think it should be used.
And, as long as you're here, take a look at a couple of the rave reviews this stuff has gotten so far:

It is GREAT!!!!
My Mom came over and we whipped up a delicious pasta with little shrimps. It was so good, Jackson (who normally likes his pasta plain — no butter, oil or cheese) loved it too. He said it was spicy, but he really liked it.
I thought the spiciness was just right, and the jar size is the perfect amount for us.
Thanks for sending it.
Oh, by the way, before we use it for the pasta, I had it at room temp with some olive bread.

.Well, I'm happy to report that I made your sauce last night— actually, I should say I looked cool and did very little to have an amazing dinner.
Joe, it was stupendous. It felt like an amazing meal, made at home for about $15 worth of seafood, pasta, bread, parsley, and a bottle of good wine.
My sister Gina came for dinner and I could talk and drink wine and fix the food in a really short period of time. I made a salad and warmed some Italian bread. Then I sauted clams, mussels, & shrimp, deglazed the pan with your sauce and served. Done!
It wasn't one of those I'm trying to listen to the person who's talking at me while I cook, but I'm just nodding my head as I concentrate on the recipe I'm using....why the hell did I make this and expect to talk dinner experiences.
This is a sincere sauce— balanced and bright, with no crappy under-taste of preservatives. It's what I call "Restaurant Madness at Home", which is when you make something at home that you would gladly pay for in a good Italian eatery.
Really, I'm not blowing smoke here. It was amazing. I'd do it again when I have six people coming for dinner and want to look like a big shot who knows her way around a kitchen!
Fabulous. Thank you. You got it down.

To find out more about all the stuff we make, either click on the names right here or use the "Products" link in the left column and scroll down to find what you're looking for.
In the next year or so we will add a bunch of new products to our lineup: a "Mushroom, Mushroom, Mushroom Soup"; a Leek and Potato Soup; a Mushroom and Roasted Red Bell Pepper Pasta Sauce; Bodacious Black Beans; White and Red Clam Sauces; and a Chipotle Cooking Salsa that'll knock your socks off.
If you'd rather go to a store to get our stuff instead of buying it here, you'll find it in retail stores and specialty food shops that we've got listed on our "Stores to Buy Stuff" page. Just click on the Stores to Buy Stuff link in the left column. As we sign on with more of 'em, we'll post their locations right there.
In the meantime, run around our website, find out a little about us, read about the sauces and appetizers we make, laugh at some jokes and funny stuff, and take a look at some recipes and serving tips.
Our online store is easy to walk around so you can pay us online and have your stuff sent out even faster than immediately.
Don't get your knickers in a knot about security and safety. All of your transactions are secure with Link Point (our credit card processing partner). And all of the information about yourself that you give to us will stay only with us. Nobody else will be able to use it.
If you'd like to buy something, just go to our Buy Stuff page, fill out the form, and send it to us by clicking the "submit" button.
Or give us a call at (312) 829-2332.
Or send us an email message telling us what you'd like to have. Send your email order to: ute@couplaguys.com.